![]() NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON ITīecause the ocean was all like "PSYCHE!", and it came back, even bigger this time, twice as big!Īs if Poseiden himself, extended his hand in friendship, and they spat in his mouth!Īnd the rain came down like a shower of bullets, AH.AHHH!Īnd the floor boards were buckling and creaking and breaking and pieces of the ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams.Īnd then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like "I say gentlemen, I do believe we're in quite a spot of bother!"Īnd everyone else was like "REALLY?" WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF, GENIUS?Īnd then Hatty was all like HEEEY, BE NICE! I don't know what I'd do if I lost even ONE of you! ntinued.īut the eye of the storm is VERY misleading, children. boy, that was quick!Īnd the wind, BOOMmmSHOOSHOOSHUSHsh - and like that, it was over. When suddenly the ocean was all like "SURPRISE!" and a huge, massive storm brewed out of nowhere! Spirits were uncrushably high, everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time! and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy! Who knew?īut it didn't matter - so long as they were together, there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared! Now today was a day like any other adventury day Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary, swashbuckling pirates. Perhaps they'd find an island, made entirely of candy! Perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship! What fantastic wonders would they discover this time? Now one fine morning, Hatty and pals set out for a new, exciting adventure! King Friend of Friendship Kingdom, best friend to one and all, and the walking definition of 'handsome gentleman'! Once upon a time, there was a boat! Now this wasn't just any boat children, it was a ship!Ī ship full of friends, HUNDREDS of friends, best friends one-and-all! A veritable friend-ship, it was! Get it? But it wouldn't be very ladylike of me if I didn't mention the most noteworthy friend on board: Hatty Hattington. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story.Ī story as heartwarming and soft as a mother's kiss. CREATE AND SHARE LEVELS - Create works of art in our Level Editor and then share them with all your friends (or strangers).Good evening boys and girls, ladies, MMMH and gentlemen.THEATRICAL WEAPONRY AND COMBAT! - Jump, push, pull and punch your way to victory! If that doesn’t work you can explode, freeze, poison, or digest a baby! Plus, you’ll be able to bring up two weapons at a time in a game and swap quickly.300 PRISONERS TO FREE! - Having been captured by the native feline population, it’s up to YOU to liberate them! Earn gems to free your friends by participating in deadly, gladiatorial plays.OVER 450 LEVELS! - Single player, multiplayer, arena, we have more levels than Hatty can count on his finger hands.UNIQUE ANIMATIONS: New art created for the Steam version of BattleBlock Theater! Cat guard makes its way to center stage.Test your skills in the ultimate campaign challenge. ![]() INSANE MODE: One life to live doesn’t just happen on screen, it can happen on stage as well.ARENAS: Whether you're king crowning or whale chasing, BattleBlock Theater performers have 8 arena modes to teach their enemies the real meaning of stage fright!.Online Play! Couch Hi-Fives! Best Game Ever! Up to two players in Story, and four in Arena. The game also includes a level editor so you can craft your own mind bending trials! Key Features If solo acts aren't your style, go online or bring a buddy couch-side to play a thoroughly co-optimized quest or enter the arenas. ![]() Immerse yourself in this mind bending tale of treachery as you use your arsenal of weapon-tools to battle your way through hundreds of levels in order to discover the puzzling truth behind BattleBlock Theater. Forced to perform for an audience of cats? Yes, all that and more when you unlock BattleBlock Theater! There’s no turning back once you've started on your quest to free over 300 of your imprisoned friends from evil technological cats. ![]()
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